[name] Lazy [weight] 10.0 [use] That's it. We're done... right? Hey, $user, we're done now, right? Please no more... $user, please, I can't take it anymore! I don't know how much more work I can take! $user, I'm not sure I'll last much longer! All this work is killing me.. Wow, $user, this is exhausting work! Do you really need to do this? Wouldn't you rather go sleep? I would... C'mon, lets go sleep now. I'm tired of working... $user, enough work. Lets go take a nap! No more! Please! I'm begging you, $user Are we done yet? [useweight] 24 [kill] Look, $user, they're dead. Nice one, $user! Killing is so much work! I'm so tired! Do we have to kill them, $user? Can't we just sleep? I just want a break, $user [killweight] 12 [death] Finally, I can rest too! Ouch! You look like you're in pain, $user. Make sure to come back for me, $user! Don't forget about me, $user! [levelup] Ah yes, more power! Now back to sleep... (Level $level) I can feel the power flowing through me, $user! ... and now I'm bored. (Level $level) I feel... strong, $user (Level $level)! Is this what it feels like to be good for something? (Level $level) [hurt] Ouch! I bet they'll feel that one tomorrow, $user! Ooo, that looks like it had to hurt! Ouch! All this combat is making me so tired, $user! Take that! [hurtweight] 16 [25%durability] I'm growing weaker, $user. ($durability durability remaining) I'm starting to feel weaker, $user. ($durability durability remaining) Don't forget about me, $user! ($durability durability remaining) [10%durability] Is the end finally here? ($durability durability remaining!) Is this where we part ways, $user? ($durability durability remaining!) I'm not ready to die yet, $user! ($durability durability remaining!)